There was Devin, Kevin, Tevin, DeShawn
Derrick, Eric, Peter, and Vaughn
Abel, Cain, Aaron, Hugh
Langston, Ebo, Baron , Bartholemew
Titus, I met him at the grocery store
Alex, Maddox, Ty and Theodore
Gianni, Ronny, Johnnie, Armani
Two dudes named David, Mike, and Giovanni
Jeff, Victor, Michael, Wayne
Finnegan, Harvey, Troy, Zayne
Draymond, Raymond, Gary, and Larry
Perry, Harry, Barry, and Jerry
Were all treated fairly but yet and still…

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” -Mae West